The Met Gala is an annual fundraising gala for the benefit of the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute in New York City. It marks the grand opening of the Costume Institute’s annual fashion exhibit. Each year’s event celebrates the theme of that year’s Costume Institute exhibition, and the exhibition sets the tone for the formal dress of the night, guests are expected to choose their fashion to match the theme of the exhibit.

This year’s theme was “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination.”

I could tell you how Donatella Versace is one of the most high ranking sponsors, the presence of papal garb on loan from the Sistine Chapel, ecclesiastical displays to reiterate religions influence on fashion, blah blah blah…But I have a feeling we just need to talk about me gagging over the fashion bish…

We have a lot to cover so I’m gonna break it down based on my top looks in no specific order but I will reveal my fav at the end, Ok? Cool.

NICKI MINAJ

Sorry Nicki but no again, year after year you disappoint.You paid for this enviable body and you cover the whole Damn thing in this? WTF? As the self proclaimed “Bad Guy” You should have been THE FUCKING BAD GUY! You just looked like bloody bath water…

MADONNA

Yasssss Muva, you betta get your age appropriate Like A Prayer on!It was on target, she wasn’t out here doing too much, she caught your attention and she moved on.

SOLANGE

Soooooooooo, you just gon’ kill us wit a durag?Ok Solo! I can’t say its my fav look of the night but I mean, does she ever look bad? Hell nah, Face, body and confidence slays on the regular, tonight was no different.

J-LO

Yall just keep lettin’ Jenny from the Block shut shit down! J is 48 and still killing the game, does she even age? Cross front and center, trail of feathers and that one whole leg out? Yup.

ZENDAYA

As soon as I saw her I began to hear the Game of Thrones theme songIn my head! I was like “Cersei!!!!!!!!” The Joan of Arc look suits Zendaya, there isn’t much that she does that I don’t like and tonight she lived up to her usual standard. That color of her bob matched her skin tone and subtle makeup, the length was careful to not hide her collar and the accessories complimented instead of over powering the outfit.

CARDI B

“Came thru drippin” arm in arm with Moschino designer Jeremy Scott,Maaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn Cardi is out here living her best life in one of the best outfits of the night. Instead of hiding her beautiful bump she adorned it with pearls, pearls, and more pearls! Oh I know the haters were sick…

LENA WAITHE

Inclusion. Acceptance. And since we’re all here dressed like a bunch of Catholics, yall gon respeck this LGBTQ cape. Bravo Bitch Bravo!!!

KYLIE JENNER AND TRAVIS SCOTT

Really? Yall could have stayed home with that baby if this was how yall was gon’ come out…

KIM KARDASHIAN

It’s like a pretty dream…Snooze

RIHANNA

BITCH…Shut. It. Down. Maison Margiela knew to bring the fucking fire when it comes to dressing this bitch. Her full papal regalia clung to the theme like white on rice, her thicker curves that she’s been serving body with lately taunted us while taking nothing from her ensemble. Flawless…

KATY PERRY

See, Donatella! This is why, this is why Gianni left you in charge, so you can serve us like this Mama!I damn near expected her to be able to fly with those beautiful wings, coupled with that fierce cut I literally argued if she should win my top spot. She clearly bought her A game.

2018 Met Gala 

Best Dressed Winner!

Drumroll please… You already know (Big Freedia Voice)

Rihanna